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Tagalog, sexy, comedy Movie... Starring Eddie Garcia, Panchito, Cachupoy, Palito, Paquito Diaz, Jean Saburit, Azenith Briones, Anna Marie Gutierrez, Janice Jurado, Pia Moran, Marissa Delgado, Dave BrodettLorli Villanueva, Bayani Casimiro, Leon Pajaron, Dante Javier, Olivia Krystal and Luisa Muñoz / Directed by ANGEL LABRA

Hugh Jackman's The Wolverine. In cinemas July 26, 2013.

Heart Evangelista's emotional interview about family and Sen. Chiz Escudero's conflicts. After Kris Aquino's big news, more showbiz and political "news" sweeping the nation.

This is how Philippine traffic rules work. From Thinking Class of the Philippines's Page

I read this great blog about Kris Aquino resigning. It's pretty hilarious and I wish I thought of it. Here's an excerpt. It’s so nakaka-irritates na talaga, Krissy. I’m supposed to make pahinga na tonight, but all I see and hear in all forms of media is puro you na lang. And the media naman, they make kagat and treat you like a national issue. Who makes pake about your personal life ba? Not me. Who makes pake if James Yap makes subok to seduce you? Even though it’s so hirap to believe, like what Atty. Kapunan made sabi in a statement, you should be thankful. I mean, it’s not everyday naman that you get to be seduced, di ba? And to think na it’s James Yap pa who, you made sabi, was seducing you. You’re maswerte pa, girl! Why don’t you give in na lang to his hilig? It’s not like rape naman, you know, if you’ll just make bigay your consent. Don’t be pakipot kasi, it’s not so bagay. And you’re definitely not 16 anymore, so don’t make arte like it’s your first time. Read

From GMA News: In the wake of a student suicide, tuition has been in the news. GMA News Online produced this graphic to show the wide range of tuition at private and state universities. Courses at private universities start at P30,000 per semester, while in state universities tuition can be as low as P1,000 a semester. Tuition for science courses may be slightly higher than other courses because of their lab fees.

Dr. Jimmy de Guzman (FPJ), a military officer survives an ambush killing his wife and child. He eliminates all the killers except one. In the meantime, Dr de Guzman was seized to operate on a gang leader whowas shot. He saves the gang leader's life but instead of thanking him, they tried to kill him. The doctore escapes and goes back to Cebu to get his gun. He comes back to hunt the heinous man.

Kris Aquino and James Yap's marital problems were even front page news on Philstar. Stop the bullshit! This is not news!

Found these good (and respectful!) jokes about Jesuits online, in honor of the new pope: A Vision A Jesuit, a Dominican, and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him. The Franciscan fell on his face, overcome with awe at the sight of God born in such poverty. The Dominican fell to his knees, adoring the beautiful reflection of the Trinity and the Holy Family. The Jesuit walked up to Joseph, put his arm around his shoulder, and said, “So, have you thought about where to send him to school?” Haircut A Franciscan gets a haircut, and then asks how much he owes. The barber says he never charges clergy. The Franciscan thanks the barber and goes home. The next morning the barber finds a big basket of fresh bread from the Franciscans’ kitchens. An Augustinian gets his hair cut by the same barber. The barber also

A new movie by Gerard Butler.

Hokkien is the Chinese language that most Filipino-Chinese in the Philippines speak. It is also spoken in Malaysia, Singapore and parts of Indonesia. Here are some facts about Hokkien. Hokkien is the sole surviving Chinese language from the Tang Dynasty 2,000 years ago. If you're a Hokkien, do you know Hokkien is the Ancient Imperial Language of China - 2,000 Years Ago. If you're a HOKKIEN Take Note !! You'll be Surprised. You have heard it. You, your parents, or grandparents may still be speaking this ancient, archaic language! Yes, it's HOKKIEN (Fujian/Minnan Hua 福建话/闽南话) Hokkien is: 1. The surviving language of the Tang Dynasty (唐朝, 618 - 907 A.D.), China 's Golden Age of Culture. Note: The Hokkien we hear today may have "evolved" from its original form 2,000 years ago, but it still retains the main elements of the Tang Dynasty Language. 2. Hokkiens are the surviving descendants of the Tang Dynasty -- When the Tang Dynasty collapsed

Oo nga naman.

Crime Story is a 1993 Hong Kong action-crime film directed by Kirk Wong, starring Jackie Chan, Kent Cheng, Blackie Ko and Christine Ng. Unlike nearly all other Jackie Chan films, which feature a combination of action and slapstick comedy, Crime Story is primarily a serious drama; while Chan's trademark stunts and martial arts are displayed in a few scenes, most of the film's action scenes revolve around firearms, with many people being shot and killed. Chan was allegedly uncomfortable with the dark tone, and had the film re-edited before release, causing a permanent rift between himself and Kirk Wong. The film is based on factual events surrounding of the 1990 kidnapping of a Chinese businessman Teddy Wang.

Eliot Chang summarizes the stereotypes that Asians hate to hear. Yes, Filipinos are considered Asians as well.

Tagalog comedy, action movie... Starring Comedy King Dolphy, Zsa Zsa Padilla, Babalu, Paquito Diaz, Panchito, Ruben Rustia, Jeffrey Quizon, Jennifer Mendoza, Pong Pong, Cachupoy, Susan Locsin, Fred Esplana, Dolly Gene Francisco, Rod Francisco and Leo Padilla / Directed by Efren Jarlego

Some new funny Filipino signs for you.

Jeff Gordon and Pepsi MAX go to a car dealership where a disguised Jeff Gordon takes an unsuspecting car salesman on the test drive of his life.

TORONTO - Jorge Mario Bergoglio has been selected as the new pope. Bergoglio, 76, has spent nearly his entire career at home in Argentina, overseeing churches and shoe-leather priests. The archbishop of Buenos Aires reportedly got the second-most votes after Joseph Ratzinger in the 2005 papal election, and he has long specialized in the kind of pastoral work that some say is an essential skill for the next pope. In a lifetime of teaching and leading priests in Latin America, which has the largest share of the world's Catholics, Bergoglio has shown a keen political sensibility as well as the kind of self-effacing humility that fellow cardinals value highly. Bergoglio is known for modernizing an Argentine church that had been among the most conservative in Latin America. He will be known as Pope Francis. Read it on Global News: Global News | Jorge Mario Bergoglio has been chosen as the new pope.

Who do you think will win as the Mayor of Metro Manila?

1. Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin? Anak: Mas bobo si tatay, nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, 'tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.' 2. Ano ang pagkain? Mister: Ano ang pagkain natin? Misis: Nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili! Mister: Isang pirasong tuyo? Ano pagpipilian ko? Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi! 3. Overseas Call IDD Call from US: Husband: Hon, musta ang tindahan? Wife: Department store na! Husband: Ang tuba-an? Wife: KTV bar na! Husband: Ang mga tri-sikad? Wife: Taxi na! Husband: Ang dalawa kong anak? Wife: Lima na! 4. Horoscope Sweethearts watchin' the sky... Guy: Ano ang horoscope mo? Girl: Anong huruskup? Guy: Yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER. Girl: Ah, sa akin ALMURANAS! 5. Almusal Donya: Bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na ang almusal dito ay ala-sais emprunto! Maid: Walang problema, donya, kung tulog pa ako sa oras na yun, mauna na kayong mag-almusal! 6. Ni-rape...

Twin Dragons is 1992 Hong Kong action-comedy film directed by Ringo Lam and Tsui Hark, starring Jackie Chan in two roles as a pair of twin brothers.

Kobe Bryant in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel said that he plans to retire soon with or without another ring. He said he only plans to play for the Lakers and will not play anywhere else. Watch the interview.

Maginoo pero medyo bastos.

Petron Blaze import Renaldo Balkman melted down at the end of the Boosters' loss against the Alaska Aces Friday night. The whole bizarre sequence ended with the import grabbing at teammate Arwind Santos' neck. Watch.

Tagalog comedy. Starring Comedy King Dolphy, Charo Santos, Panchito, Babalu, Paquito Diaz, Rolly Quizon, Pops Fernandez, Janice Jurado, Bibeth Orteza, Metring David, Pong Pong, Conde Ubaldo, Georgie Quizon, Jerry Pons, Bing Davao, Edgar Mortiz, Mary Massab, Lorrie Mumar and Elena.

Road signs, more fun in the Philippines!

From Bogart the Explorer from Davao City Pedestrian Lanes were ancient land bridges marked by white stripes to grant safe passage for fragile creatures called Pedestrians (Walangis autosis) on highly dangerous roads. However, Pedestrians evolved, or should I say, devolved into undisciplined maniacs and crossed roads beyond the boundaries and safety of the Pedestrian Lane spawning a new species called The Jaywalker (Bawaltumawidis nakamamatayis) As time passed, Pedestrian lanes were forgotten and have slowly faded away in history. Some evidence to their existence can still be found in the urban jungle such as this one here that has been blocked by a center island wall...

I saw this and I just had to laugh.

James Deakin shared a photo that shows the cause of the traffic problem in EDSA. When will the MMDA make mandatory road trainig as part of the requirement for being a bus driver? Photo shared in Creative Manila's Facebook Page.

I love Jackie Chan movies. The old ones were the best. We used to rent his movies in Betamax. From Wikipedia Dragons Forever is a 1988 Hong Kong martial arts action comedy film directed by Sammo Hung. The film stars Hung, Jackie Chan and Yuen Biao. The three actors, known colloquially as the Three Brothers, had attended the famous China Drama Academy together, and became members of the Seven Little Fortunes. This is the last film to date that all three have appeared in together.[1] It was directed by Sammo Hung and another former member of the Seven Little Fortunes, Corey Yuen (aka Yuen Kwai). Yet another classmate, Yuen Wah, plays the film's main villain, while legendary kickboxer Benny Urquidez plays his right hand man. Dragons Forever was filmed between September and November 1987.

Tagalog comedy. Starring Vic Sotto, Joey De Leon, Tito Sotto, Nino Muhlach, Palito, Susan Bautista, Panchito, Dely Atay-Atayan, Ike Lozada, German Moreno, Rodolfo 'Boy' Garcia, Bayani Casimiro, Ben David, Don Pepot, Mely Tagasa, Ben Johnson, Lily Miraflor, Georgie Quizon, Manny Luna and Special Guest Stars Gabriel Romulo, Atoy Co, Phillip Cesar and Giovanni Calvo / Directed by J. Erastheo Navoa