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Step by Step: How Elon Musk Built His Empire (by Anna Vital)“The next Bill Gates will not build an operating system. The next Larry Page or Sergey Brin won’t make a search engine. Tomorrow’s champions will not win by competing ruthlessly in today’s marketplace. They will escape competition altogether, because their businesses will be unique.”– Peter Thiel in “Zero to One” In the bookZero to One, prominent entrepreneur and investor Peter Thiel shares his vision on what it takes to create an extraordinary company. Specifically, Thiel believes that instead of making incremental upgrades to an existing product or service, a company must aim to do something completely new to avoid ruthless competition. While Thiel has worked with many impressive people over the years, Thiel points to Elon Musk as a particularlysuccessful memberof the Paypal Mafia that has gone “zero to one” many times. THE RÉSUMÉAt only the…

Ay Basta, Bahala ka!

Mrs. Tanoy is very kuripot. When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.

The ad taker replied: P300 pesos for 5 words.

She said: Pwede ba 2 words lang? "Tanoy dead"

Ad taker: No mam. 5 words is the minimum.

After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: 'Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo : 'TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE '

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Boy: Nay may ulam ba?

Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.

Boy: Eh nay, wala naman tayong ref, di ba?

Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Caloy: Tay, di ba sabi nyo bibigyan nyo ko ng P100 pag pumasa ako sa Math?

Tatay: Oo. Bakit, pumasa ka ba?

Caloy: Gud news, tay! Di ka na gagastos ng P100.

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Man at 33 quits smoking. Will Power;

At 43, quits drinking. Will Power;

At 53, quits gambling. Will Power;

At 63, quits having sex. Power Failure.

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Kano (trying to speak Tagalog): Meg-kanow isang kilow mang-gow?

Tindero: One way.

Kano : Meg-kanow?

Tindero: I sed ONE WAY.

Kano : Aynowng ibig sabeyhin ng one way?

Tindero: Isang daan. Understang?!

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Erap: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala! Walang taong ganun kataba!

Loi: San ang balitang yan?

Erap: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; 'British tourist lost 2000 pounds.'

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MMDA (with pen and ticket to a traffic violator):

Name?

Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinski Papakovitz.

MMDA: Ahhh okay...(sabay tago ticket)...Next time be careful, ok?

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BF: Sunduin kita mamaya ha. Bubusina nalang ako pag nasa harap nako ng
bahay nyo.

GF: Cge. Anong sasakyan ang dala mo?

BF: Wala. Busina lang...

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Nag-aapply si Tomas na security guard...

Interviewer: Ang kailangan namin ay taong laging may suspicious mind, highly alert, insistent personality, strong sense of hearing with a killer instinct. Sa tingin mo ba qualified ka?

Tomas: Sa palagay ko po hindi. Pwede po bang yun misis ko nalang ang mag-apply?

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Always remember, when SHE cancels a date, she HAS TO.

But....when HE cancels a date......

he HAS TWO.

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Junior: Nay, bibili ako ng HIGH CAKE.

Nanay: Hindi high cake, anak. HOT CAKE yun.

Junior: Ok nay, watever. Pahingi nalang ng barya.

Nanay: Sige, kumuha ka nalang dyan sa SOLDIER BAG ko.

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Pasyente ... magkano ang facelift?

Doktora ... complete treatment ay P145,000

Pasyente ... mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para
magmukha akong bata?

Doktora ... heto tsupon, P20 lang!!

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ORDER

Customer ... waiter! bakit ang tagal ng order ko? ilan ang cook
nyo dito?

Waiter ... ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito...pipse lang po!!

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PROBLEMA NGA

Pasyente ... Doc, may problema ako...tuwing alas otso ng umaga dumudumi ako...

Doktor ... so, anong problema doon?

Pasyente ... Eh alas nuwebe po ako nagigising.

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PINTURA

Erap ... Honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo.

Loi ... Bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init, init !!!

Erap ... Sabi kasi sa label, for best results put on 2 coats.

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MANNY PAKYAW

Reporter ... Manny, anong bill ang gagawin mo kapag congressman ka na?

Manny ... Ano'ng bill? yung tomotonog pagkatapos ng bawa't
round sa bukseng?

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HOLDAP

Lola ... Amang, wala akong pera!

Holdaper ... Alam ko kung asan ang pera mo...[sabay pasok ng kamay sa bra ni Lola]

Lola ... Ituloy mo iho, may dollars pa sa ibaba!!

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