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3 Cost Effective Ways to Solve Metro Manila's Traffic Problem

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The Facebook page of ANC 24/7 is asking for its reader's suggestion on how to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem. This got me thinking, "what is the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem?" It's easy to make suggestions, what's hard is the implementation and the cost of implementation. So what is the the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem and the most cost effective solution? Punitive Fines Add caption First of all, any implementation will definitely cost money, a lot of money. The cause of the traffic mess is the people themselves so it's only right that those causing the traffic problem should be fined and the fine should hurt. That way, the fines will pay for the cost of enforcing the law. The fines should start at P500 and goes up every week if you don't pay it within 15 days. To enforce this and prevent people from ignoring the fine. It will be tied to their driver's license or car registr...
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May mag-asawa nagpakonsulta sa doctor.
Dok: May good news and bad news ako sa inyong mag-asawa.
Mister and Misis: Ano po yun, dok?
Dok: Ang good news, buntis ka misis.
Mister: Yahoo! magiging tatay na ako. Ano po ang bad news, dok?
Dok: Baog ka.

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In a cabinet meeting ERAP (galit na galit) :
THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE ‘ALLIGATORS’ ARE.

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Isang gabi habang natutulog si misis, kinalabit ito ni mister.

Mister: Hon, baka pwede makahirit ng isa lang.

Misis: Ay naku, di pwede. May appointment ako sa OB-Gyne bukas. Gusto ko fresh ako bukas.

Tumalikod na lang si Mister. After a while, nangalabit ulit si Mister kay Misis at nagtanong,

Mister: May appointment ka din ba bukas sa dentist.

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Knock Knock!!
Who's there?
"Lady Gaga"
Lady Gaga who?
(Imelda Papin sings): "Kung Lady Gaga ka....sa piling ng iba..."

Knock Knock!!
Who's there?
"Come back to me"
Come back to me who?
(Donna Cruz sings): "Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito...."

Knock Knock!!
Who's there?
"Honda"
Honda who?
(Regine V. sings): "Honda wings of love!..Up and above the clouds the only way to fly..."

Knock Knock!!
Who's there?
"Duling si Aga"
Duling si Aga who?
(Yoyoy V. sings): "Mag-exercise tayo Duling si Aga..Duling si Aga..

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Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

WIFE:
When I wrote your name on sand, it got washed away.
When I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
When I wrote your name in my heart, I got a Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

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Isang araw ng text si girl kay boy.

GIRL: Walang tao sa bahay.

BOY: Ok wait mo ako.

Dali-daling nagbihis si boy at nagpunta agad sa bahay ni girl.

BOY: Dito na ako buksan mo na ang pinto bilis!

Nainip si boy ngtext ulit.

BOY: Bilisan mo na hot na ako..buksan mo na pinto!

Maya-maya nagreply si girl.

GIRL: Tanga wala ngang tao dyan sa bahay..dito kami sa mall.

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