Pala-isip

Some classic Philippine commercials.

This is the San Miguel Beer commercial that introduced Ina Raymundo to the world. And to a lot of young boys, their manhood.

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.' 'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.' 'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?' 'Anything, Father.' 'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.' 'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.' The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. 'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. 'Father, co...

Take two and stay out of bed for three days...you will feel better. 1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 2. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 3. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 4. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 5. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 6. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: You stay here, Ill go on a head. 7. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 8. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 9. A backward poet writes inverse. 10. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. 11. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger. 12. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craf...

There were speculations that the BlackBerry Playbook was just for show and that RIM did not have an actual product. Well, RIM just demoed the real Playbook at Adobe's MAX conference. Here's the video

Looking at these pictures, I can't help but see the huge difference in them. Mainly, the amount of power lines that Meralco has put up all over the place with no regard for aesthetics. :) Also, seeing there's no difference in how Binondo Church looks reminds me of what my grandmother told me that they stopped renovating the front of Binondo church because everytime they did, a war broke out. So they renovate the inside but never the outside anymore. I wonder if it's true.