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3 Cost Effective Ways to Solve Metro Manila's Traffic Problem

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The Facebook page of ANC 24/7 is asking for its reader's suggestion on how to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem. This got me thinking, "what is the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem?" It's easy to make suggestions, what's hard is the implementation and the cost of implementation. So what is the the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem and the most cost effective solution? Punitive Fines Add caption First of all, any implementation will definitely cost money, a lot of money. The cause of the traffic mess is the people themselves so it's only right that those causing the traffic problem should be fined and the fine should hurt. That way, the fines will pay for the cost of enforcing the law. The fines should start at P500 and goes up every week if you don't pay it within 15 days. To enforce this and prevent people from ignoring the fine. It will be tied to their driver's license or car registr

Smart Filipino Boy

Got this here.

A Filipino boy was very sad in class.

The teacher asked, “KULITS what is your problem?”

KULITS answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Teacher had enough. She took KULITS to the principal’s office. While KULITS waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed.

KULITS was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: What is 3 x 3?

KULITS: 9, maam!

Principal: What is 6 x 6?

KULITS: 36, maam!

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at teacher and tells her, “I think KULITS can go to the third-grade. ”

Teacher says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?”

The principal and KULITS both agreed.

Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

KULITS: Legs, maam!

Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

KULITS: Pockets!

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

KULITS: Coconut!

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

(The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, KULITS. was taking charge...)

KULITS: Bubblegum, maam!

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

(The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…)

KULITS: Shake hands!

Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?

KULITS: Yep!

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

KULITS: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.

KULITS: Wedding Ring, maam!

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

KULITS: Nose!

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What is it?

KULITS: Arrow!

Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?

KULITS: Firetruck!

Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get it, u have to use ur hand.

KULITS: Fork!

Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It’s longer on some men, than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

KULITS: SURNAME!

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

KULITS: HEART, maam!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher :

Principal: Huh! send this Boy to Harvard University!!! Even I got the last ten questions wrong myself!

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