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3 Cost Effective Ways to Solve Metro Manila's Traffic Problem

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The Facebook page of ANC 24/7 is asking for its reader's suggestion on how to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem. This got me thinking, "what is the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem?" It's easy to make suggestions, what's hard is the implementation and the cost of implementation. So what is the the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem and the most cost effective solution? Punitive Fines Add caption First of all, any implementation will definitely cost money, a lot of money. The cause of the traffic mess is the people themselves so it's only right that those causing the traffic problem should be fined and the fine should hurt. That way, the fines will pay for the cost of enforcing the law. The fines should start at P500 and goes up every week if you don't pay it within 15 days. To enforce this and prevent people from ignoring the fine. It will be tied to their driver's license or car registr

Shorties But Goodies To Start The Year Right

Fast nowadays! The film makers in Hong Kong are already doing a film about Tiger Woods' car crash. It's going to be tentatively titled:

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden HYDRANT!"

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A Lion would never cheat on its mate..

..but a Tiger...WOOD!

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ERAP, running out of funds to finance his new run for the presidency, decides to rob a bank. Upon entering the bank, he pokes a gun at a teller and demands:

"Give me all your money, or you'll be Geography!"

Teller: "Ummm..sir, maybe you mean History?"
ERAP: "Basta,don't change the subject!"
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At a Hotel in Las Vegas :

RECEPTIONIST: Excuse me sir, but will you be staying here for the whole week?

AMERICAN: I'm afraid not..

RECEPTIONIST: And how about you sir?

Manny Pacquiao flexes his shoulders, then proudly replies:

"I am not AFRAID!!!"

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A Short Story:

A woman is driving down a steep country road, while a man is driving up the same road. As they pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and shouts: "PIG!"

The man is startled, then yells back: "BITCH!"

The man rounds the next curve and crashes into a HUGE PIG lying in the middle of the road, and he dies!

Moral of the Story:

If only men would listen more.

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