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3 Cost Effective Ways to Solve Metro Manila's Traffic Problem

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The Facebook page of ANC 24/7 is asking for its reader's suggestion on how to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem. This got me thinking, "what is the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem?" It's easy to make suggestions, what's hard is the implementation and the cost of implementation. So what is the the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem and the most cost effective solution? Punitive Fines Add caption First of all, any implementation will definitely cost money, a lot of money. The cause of the traffic mess is the people themselves so it's only right that those causing the traffic problem should be fined and the fine should hurt. That way, the fines will pay for the cost of enforcing the law. The fines should start at P500 and goes up every week if you don't pay it within 15 days. To enforce this and prevent people from ignoring the fine. It will be tied to their driver's license or car registr...
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Anong bansa ang walang pangit? UGANDA
Anong bansa ang di sikat? LAOS
Anong bansa ang tinutukso? CUBA
Anong bansa ang madulas? GREECE
Anong bansa ang hindi sa iyo? KENYA
Anong bansa ang nakagapos? ITALY
Anong bansa ang maraming bacteria? GERM-ANY
Anong bansa ang nagmamadali? RUSSIA
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Learn Japanese:

1) Is this your underwear? Jakimoto
2) Speechless? Wasabi
3) What are your thoughts? Kuro-kuro mo
4) Are you regular customer? Sukikaba
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Mga Lasa Ng Gatas Ng Babae:

Dalagita: Fresh milk
Dalaga: Pasteurized
Bagong kasal: Skimmed
Matagal ng kasal: Yogurt
Matandang dalaga: Taho
Lola: Tokwa
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Nag-aaway Ang Dalawang Tanga:

Kulas: Ano ba ang gusto mo? away o gulo
Tomas: Away na lang para walang gulo.
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Sa Isang Ospital Pagkatapos Ng Operasyon:

Pasyente: Dok, bakit ganito ang operasyon sa ulo? Halos kita na ang utak ko.
Dok: Okey yan.... at least open-minded ka na ngayon.
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Inday: Sir, karamihan pala ng nakalibing sa simintiryo ginahasa.
Sir: Paano mo nalaman?
Inday: Kasi nakalagay sa lapida nila RIP!
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Sa Airport Canteen, Umorder Ang Isang Amerikano:

Kano: Miss, will you please give me one few two.
Tindera: What sir?
Kano: I said one few two.
Tindera: Oh, puto.
Kano: Yeah, that's right.
Tindera: (sa loob-loob, tanga. puto lang, pino-few two, few two pa, gagantihan ko nga).
Tindera: Okey sir, what color do you want? Few tea or few la ?
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TANONG: Ano ang mas maraming sakay, jeepney or ambulansya?

SAGOT: siyempre ambulansya. kasi ang jeepney, 10-10 lang bawat side.
Samantalang sa ambulansya, madalas na 50-50 ang sakay.
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Hindi Raw Bingi:

Customer: Sumisigaw... ... Pabili ng HOPE.
Tindero: Huwag kang sumigaw. hindi ako bingi. Ilang COKE ba ang bibilhin mo?
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Kumpisalan:

Tulume: Father, patawarin po ninyo ako.
Pari: Ano ba ang kasalanan mo?
Tulume: Nagnakaw po ako ng limang manok.
Pari: Magdasal ka ng limang Ama Namin.
Tulume: Father, walong Ama Namin na po ang dadasalin ko. Babalikan ko pa iyong naiwang tatlong manok.

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