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Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President By David Letterman 10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives. 9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van). 8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners. 7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put the picture of the Last Supper? 6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork. 5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “psst… psst” or “hoyhoyhoy!” 4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard. 3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House. 2. State d...

Justin Bieber was on the Late Show with David Letterman last night presenting the "Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Justin Bieber". Here is another one done by Justin Bieber on a few months ago presenting the "Top Ten Reasons It's Fun To Be Justin Bieber."

Eva Longoria was on David Letterman last night promoting her new cookbook. She came out wearing hot pants and a barely-there tuxedo with nothing underneath in which a button popped open while talking with Letterman. Here's the video. And yes, it's suitable for work.