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3 Cost Effective Ways to Solve Metro Manila's Traffic Problem

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The Facebook page of ANC 24/7 is asking for its reader's suggestion on how to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem. This got me thinking, "what is the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem?" It's easy to make suggestions, what's hard is the implementation and the cost of implementation. So what is the the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem and the most cost effective solution? Punitive Fines Add caption First of all, any implementation will definitely cost money, a lot of money. The cause of the traffic mess is the people themselves so it's only right that those causing the traffic problem should be fined and the fine should hurt. That way, the fines will pay for the cost of enforcing the law. The fines should start at P500 and goes up every week if you don't pay it within 15 days. To enforce this and prevent people from ignoring the fine. It will be tied to their driver's license or car registr...

What If Bayani Is President?

The Pinking of Metro Manila

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"I love pink, pink makes things pretty. Only a real man, a macho gwapo man can wear pink with pride. I'm macho and gwapo and I'm in charge of Metro Manila so I'm not afraid to make people know I'm man enough to use pink. That is why I put pink in everything. I put fences to separate the lanes since drivers are too stubborn to follow the lanes. But I paint them pink so they know I did it. Who cares if it's not visible at night? I don't care about safety as long as people know I did it so they will remember me when I run for President. I put pink on the pedestrian overpasses, so they will know that the MMDA is responsible for it. I put pink on the sidewalk, so people will know where the sidewalk starts and where it ends because they're too dumb to know what is a sidewalk. I put Metro Gwapo logos everywhere since I'm in charge of Metro Manila and I'm gwapo. I want Metro Manila to be gwapo like me. Besides, it's not my money I'm spending. An...

MMDA suspends number coding for a week

From the Philippine Daily Inquirer . MMDA is suspending the number coding starting Monday to Friday. MMDA chair Bayani Fernando said the one-week suspension should enable the national and local government to rescue and provide relief to affected areas. What the heck? Are emergency vehicles affected by number coding too? I say eliminate the number coding for good!