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Fast nowadays! The film makers in Hong Kong are already doing a film about Tiger Woods' car crash. It's going to be tentatively titled: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden HYDRANT!" =================== A Lion would never cheat on its mate.. ..but a Tiger...WOOD! =================== ERAP, running out of funds to finance his new run for the presidency, decides to rob a bank. Upon entering the bank, he pokes a gun at a teller and demands: "Give me all your money, or you'll be Geography!" Teller: "Ummm..sir, maybe you mean History?" ERAP: "Basta,don't change the subject!" =================== At a Hotel in Las Vegas : RECEPTIONIST: Excuse me sir, but will you be staying here for the whole week? AMERICAN: I'm afraid not.. RECEPTIONIST: And how about you sir? Manny Pacquiao flexes his shoulders, then proudly replies: "I am not AFRAID!!!" =================== A Short Story: ...

This is awesome! A guy made a business card size penny shooter using laser cut 4 ply mat board. Watch. Here's the instruction. http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1581 Here are some photos. More photos at http://cardnetics.com/randd/pennyshooter.html .

From the Philippine Daily Inquirer. =================== DAVAO CITY—A lawyer of the powerful Ampatuans has come out swinging against the woman who, he said, the clan helped make President. Philip Pantojan said Malacañang dropped the Ampatuans like a hot potato—and even backed the filing of rebellion charges against them despite the purported lack of evidence—in an effort to save face. Speaking with reporters on Wednesday, Pantojan said the Ampatuans were surprised that President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo’s administration turned its back on them despite the purported benefits it had received from the clan. “The government is like Cinderella or Snow White … [It wants to] live happily ever after,” he said. Pantojan said Malacañang had forgotten that the influence of the clan led by Andal Ampatuan Sr. helped make “Gloria” President in 2004. He pointed out that the Ampatuans’ home province of Maguindanao produced a zero vote for actor Fernando Poe Jr., the opposition standard-bear...

Losing a bet that the Patriots would win against the Raven, Kiefer Sutherland bet that if the Patriots lose, he would wear a dress on Letterman. I guess he lost.

This is a Danish ad from a company called Fleggaard. The ad is for a washing machine with topless women skydiving who spell out the name for the advertisement in mid-air, Of course, this video is Not Suitable For Work (NSFW). Here's some of their other ads and behind the scenes look of their ads. http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/ They also have an ad for the ladies...I guess?

Some of the most bizarre to brilliant ads. Here's one from New Mexico Department of Transportation. Serviceplan of Germany created this ad for Amnesty International to mark the 60th Anniversary of Human Rights as an action plan against human trafficking which affects more than 500,000 women and girls annually. Anagram, in Prague, is an English-language bookshop with a vast assortment of fiction and nonfiction. Anagram came out with many ads like the one above, beautifully illustrating their slogan “Words Create Worlds.” See the complete list at weburbanist.com .

A story worth sharing........... 4 years ago, an accident took my beloved away and very often I wonder, how does my wife, who is now in the heavenly realm, feel right now? She must be feeling extremely sad for leaving a husband who is incapable to taking care of the house and the kid. 'cos that is the exact feeling that I have, as I feel that I have failed to provide for the physical and emotional needs of my child, and failed to be the dad and mum for my child. There was one particular day, when I had an emergency at work. Hence, I had to leave home whilst my child was still sleeping. So thinking that there was still rice leftovers, I hastily cooked an egg and left after informing my sleepy child. With the double r oles, I am often exhausted at work as well as when I am home.. So after a long day, I came home, totally drained of all energy. So with just a brief hug and kiss for my child, I went straight into the room, skipping dinner. However, when I jumped into my bed wit...