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3 Cost Effective Ways to Solve Metro Manila's Traffic Problem

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The Facebook page of ANC 24/7 is asking for its reader's suggestion on how to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem. This got me thinking, "what is the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem?" It's easy to make suggestions, what's hard is the implementation and the cost of implementation. So what is the the best way to solve Metro Manila's traffic problem and the most cost effective solution? Punitive Fines Add caption First of all, any implementation will definitely cost money, a lot of money. The cause of the traffic mess is the people themselves so it's only right that those causing the traffic problem should be fined and the fine should hurt. That way, the fines will pay for the cost of enforcing the law. The fines should start at P500 and goes up every week if you don't pay it within 15 days. To enforce this and prevent people from ignoring the fine. It will be tied to their driver's license or car registr
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Battle Of The Brainless

Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines?

Contestant: Niyog?

Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.

Contestant: (in a stronger-sounding voice and tone) NIYOG!!!


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Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?

Contestant: Sa back?

Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).

Contestant : Likod?

Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito (RizalPark).

Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)


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Host : Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?

Contestant : Banyo?

Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.

Contestant: Bubong?

Host : Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka- bikini.

Contestant : Beerhouse!


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Host : Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod?

Contestant : Lifebuoy?

Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan nito.

Contestant: Safeguard?

Host : Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.

Contestant: Safe Buoy?

Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.

Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!


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Host : Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na floatation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?

Contestant : Sirena?

Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.

Contestant: Siyokoy?

Host: Hindi ito lalake.

Contestant : Siyoke?


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Host : What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines?

Contestant : Sunflower?

Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.

Contestant: Stork?
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Host : Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.

Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?

Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".

Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?

Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A",at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?

Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!


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Host : Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster(Eugene Torre) of Asia?

Contestant: Carole KING?

Host: Hindi, mas mababa sa king.

Contestant: Al QUINN?

Host : Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.

Contestant : Armida Siguion-REYNA?

Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.

Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?

Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.

Contestant : Johnny MidNIGHT?

Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.

Contestant: Jerry PONS?

Host : Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung kahuli- hulihang piyesa na lang.

Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!


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Host : Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue, may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)

Contestant : Nora Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".

Contestant: Guy Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador.

Contestant : Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.

Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!


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Host : What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of the Philippines?

Contestant : Kuto?

Host: Hinde, clue: It tills the land.

Contestant: Kutong Lupa! (Bweset!)

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